Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Need some tyme!

Like it says folks.... i need some time. Lemme just take a little break and i promise when i get back, we're going to have a ball. Thank you for understanding. Ciao!

Friday, February 6, 2009

A Prince is Born


Yeah, only just remembered. Y'all know Qween(Jebele Jebele)? Yeah, that Qween. Reports from London, confirms she just delivered a Prince.... figure it out... L8R. I'm off to London to eat my rice... you know how that nursery rhyme goes.... Ciao!

Musi-political dgabgajantically balanced dream/nightmare Episode1

Last thing i can clearly remember before this dream cum nightmare, was coming back from Tango's with the boys after rounds of Grey Goose. I got home and made it.. SOMEHOW... to my flat three stories up and my comfy bed after laughing at the silly faces i made in the bathroom mirror.
Next thing i know, its 2011 another year everyone expects to be a replay of the normal charade of political violence generations of Nigerians are used to from the ballot box kidnapping and the wetie wars of the 60's, the ballot box kidnappings of the early 80's to the 2007 creation of imaginary voters and launching of tear-rubber AK 47's( i'm sure that put a smile on the faces of some senile Russian arms dealers)
Anyway, back to the dream! The political scene here was completely unbelievable s a result in the epochal changes i saw in the music industry- even i had to ask people in the dream if i was dreaming( i was told i wasn't, so no biggie! i said). Musicians were the politicians and there were two major parties and no there weren't republican and democratic! The first was PMAN(Party for Musical Advancement in Nigeria) with Charlie Boy as the chairman and Godfather and NLTNP(No Long Thing for Nigeria Party) with Don Jazzy as Chairman and of course. These guys were the most feared politically as Charlie boy could win any election for anyone by summoning all Okada riders to vote for anyone who's paid respects. Don Jazzy on the other hand had the sole capacity and power to control all Kokolets on all stages- local, state, national and even international. Imagine that!

D'banj was running as president with Mode 9 as Vice on the NLTNP platform while Durella as presido and Rugged Man as Vice on the PMAN platform. A lot of campaigning, lots of interesting new tracks were dropped, a lot of diss tracks- most especially between the vice's. D'banj's 'no long thing' was the NLTNP motto and his manifesto included speedy......................


Watch out for Episode 2

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Love and its whahala.. or is it wahala.pt 1a?



You know that feeling you get about love- like its one joke among the angels in heaven.. it goes a little like this...
Angel a; Angel b, come abeg!
Angel b; Wetin self? Hiss, your wahala too much jo!
Angel a; come see this Emeka boy.. hahahaha, i don set am up with this Motunrayo girl.
Angel b; hahahahaahaha, you be bad guy hahahahaha.....

Like love is a tool for cracking up in heaven. Maybe its just me, i've been going through some major 'sunday night time soap material" lately. (i go jist una later) Crazy, crazy stuff! So, in between working on album reviews for TL, i came up with this poem i like to call the "four letter business". Check it out!



You know what you'll get
the four letter business
some crave and yearn
good or bad
you discern
Only after you try
The four letter word
F.O.U.R--- L.O.V.E
You know what you'll get

You know what you'll get
the four letter business
Wahala and palaver
You know you cant handle
The games cupid play
When you're struck by it
Powerful in its way
The four letter word
F.O.U.R--- L.O.V.E
You know what you'll get

You know what you'll get
Neyo understands
Most of you understand
I understand
No blade sharper
No bond stronger
No fire Hotter
The four letter word
F.O.U.R--- L.O.V.E
You know what you'll get

Frankly?
Screw it!!!

Launsching! Launching!!


People, like i announced on facebook that i have just started to be blogging at exactly 12:2 something pm. I will just bombard this blog o mine with ish i wouldn't want to put down in a diary(i remember what happened last time i did that- momsie got an unbelievable read) Wetin i dey talk self.... ohhhh.. yeah i remember.. words i'll put up here will be on how i perceive things bodering on the spiritual, emotional, phisycal and stuff some see as just 'vain'. I'm not so sure i'll care how some might feel about them( shebi na me think am... so i fit write am now).. note to those people- 4th & 5th ammendment U.S. and the freedom of speech thingy(s) we have running here in naija. Sha sha.. moving on ya'll will get to see my work, i'll put up my album reviews and some of the underground ish i'm working on. At that, i declare this blog officially LAUNSCHED!!! yes LAUNSCHED!!!!!